Who's not coo-coo to taste Coco Puffs?

Okay, after dropping the F-word in my blog the other day, I had a talk with my mom yesterday and she thinks blog Brian shouldn't cuss. She thinks he should be like real life Brian and save curse words for when he really needs them.

Oh, she also thinks I listen to sexually explicit weird music that demeans women. Well, ya, doesn't everyone? My reply to that is ... well ... I think the most famous white rapper ever summed it up best when he rapped about what he thought record companies should do when they told him Will Smith didn't have to cuss to sell records.

Haha, kidding. I just wanted to imagine my mom and her 70-year-old friends googling Eminem lyrics. Either that or they're stuck watching Vanilla Ice on You Tube wondering why he's not rapping about Will Smith. Either way, it's funny. Go Ninja, Go Ninja, Go!

In all seriousness, I would never say that to my mother, but that doesn't mean blog Brian is going to stop dropping a few curse words every now and then whenever the FUCK he feels like it...haha. When I started blogging, I was clear that this blog is PG-13. If you're 13 years old and you haven't heard the F-Word. Well, that's not even a discussion worth having because it's an impossibility.

As for turning my back on sexually explicit "weird" music that "demeans" women. Well, I'm not about to do that either. I was raised on hip hop and it seems weird to me that people still aren't accepting of it. Mom should have known it's here to stay when she ponied up the money to buy me my first cassette. You know, the cassette tape that little rap trio Run DMC stunned the world with called Raising Hell. I've been Raising Hell ever since.

Just because Trick Daddy likes to sing about Sugar and goes "coo-coo to taste your Coco Puffs", does not mean he's any more perverted than any other red-blooded American man. I mean, we all dream about Coco Puffs. It's completely natural. You could be Andrea Bochelli and see that much.

Actually, I like this. I think I'm going to start blogging in code. I can just speak in rap lyrics and mom and her friends will have no idea what I'm talking about. If you think Mr. Trick Daddy raps dirty, just wait until I introduce you all to Ying Yang Twins' The Whisper Song. Oh, you're gonna love it! Be careful googling it or my blog might have to go from PG-13 to NC-17.